The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.
Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.
The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.
Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.
To receive fellatio
while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.
Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.
Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).
Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
To take a shit, while being given head.
performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit
ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch