When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)
Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin
by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021
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A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane
by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021
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A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
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A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
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A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."

"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
by Zordon19104 March 26, 2013
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