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while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant
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when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job did you get that blumpkin yesterday?
no my girl left so it was a blumpkant |
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