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1.
An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.
My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.
by NotAgentClark November 02, 2010
 
2.
Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.
Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.
by chrisBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB September 23, 2009
 
3.
a person who develops late, whether it be sexually, mentally or physically. Usually tends to be a bluff muff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.
person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie
by tatal October 17, 2006