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1.
An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.
My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.
by NotAgentClark November 02, 2010
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2.
Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.
Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.
by chrisBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB September 23, 2009
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3.
a person who develops late, whether it be sexually, mentally or physically. Usually tends to be a bluff muff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.
person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie
by tatal October 17, 2006
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