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Blumenthal 

A blow job given by a very slutty guy.
Hey man I totally got a Blumenthal the other day from a little slut named will.
Blumenthal by TheCandyMan!!! October 7, 2011

Blumenthal mistake 

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war
"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010

Morgan Blumenthal 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Once you meet her you will go crazy over her.
Morgan Blumenthal, Will you go out with me?
Morgan Blumenthal by Flytom October 8, 2011

Marion Blumenthal Lazan

A holocaust survivior who wrote the book ''Four perfect pebbles''.

2. also a jeremy with a huge john and a person who nicks your girlfriend
''God damn, she went Marion Blumenthal Lazan on my ass!!!!!!!!!!''

blumentack 

when the pussy is filled with cum an the pressure increases results in an explosive squirt of cum all over the place.
my pussy blumentacked
blumentack by quartz89 January 27, 2022

blamenthal

(Verb) to assign responsibility to someone for something lame in the universe that is outside of their control.
I blamenthal Steve for climate change and overuse of the font comic sans.
blamenthal by JennyG122 October 23, 2013