When one wraps their penis with a sheet of sand paper and secures it in place with a condom wrapped around the shaft. While engaging in anal sex, the friction causes the condom to gradually break and exposes the sand paper to the anal rim - which quickly bleeds and causes hemroids to pop like blueberrys.
Bill was upset after Joe gave Bill's wife a blueberry barrel. Cheating whore.
by wake1080 July 21, 2009