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a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."

Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

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