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Blue Vulva 

The female equivalent to Blue Balls.

Blue Vulva happens when the female is sexually excited for an extended period of time without climax. Normally going away on its own it can cause discomfort or even pain prior to dissapating. One can also release the pressure by climaxing / having an orgasm.

The blood vessels of the genitals swell upon sexual excitement; prolonged excitement without corresponding release causing the condition. The "trapped" blood may cause the genitals to take on a darker hue.
After a full day of the Thunder from Down Under, strip clubs, and a sensual massage, Bullah had been aroused for nearly 18 hours and ended up with Blue Vulva.
Blue Vulva by UDJohnnyO August 12, 2011
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Blue vulva 

Having a man who can satisfy your sexual needs and doesn’t know how to take hints or verbal/ physical cues. Therefore. A woman isn’t ever satisfied enough to get an orgasm worth the effort of trying to sexually attempt to get off.. get new man..
She had blue vulva for 3 years.. she eventually moved on and found someone who could understand her needs to get a nut.
Blue vulva by Crazyleolove May 11, 2023

Vulcan blue balls 

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
Vulcan blue balls by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017

Bluvulva 

The female version of blue balls where due to lack of an orgasm the labia remains engorged causing mild discomfort and sometimes aching. Well annoying this in no way compares to the male version and measures should be taken by females to avoid the blueing of either side.
All we did was dry hump and I got stuck with bluvulva.
Bluvulva by AkNebs September 22, 2010