BLue PiLL

Naproxen sodium, Anaprox, Aleve

Son, please go tell mommy I have a headache and need a blue pill.

by MaMaGriM May 16, 2010

blue pill

10 mg pill of valium - diazepam

couldny geez a blue pill aff yi am cumin doon fae the smack

by bucky casual November 13, 2007

blue pill

as a noun. A lie.

as a verb. Tell a lie or believe one.

1.
Mark: Dude, I'd like to have a large steak for dinner...
John: You're girlfriend is cooking, don't take the blue pill.

2.

- You said it was only a rash, not gonorrea.
- I bluepilled you *lol*

- Damn, I'm adopted! No wonder all my classmates are NK's. I was totally blue pilled my whole life :(

by Aikana January 10, 2008

Blue Pilled

Dull; the feeling of life and what it's like without nature to make it interesting.

Haven't left my house in a while, this day is blue Pilled as fuck.

by CHAINsmoker July 3, 2015

blue pill

A random jelly bean.

Man1: Take the blue pill.

Man2: It means nothing. Go home. I lost it. My dog ate it. Tea kettle!

by Paulop February 16, 2007

take the blue pill

Rather stay in a fake world than the hard reality one. Taken from the movie Matrix. Blue pill fake world, red pill reality.

I'm gonna take the blue pill and not deal with it.

by Ulysses4001 November 5, 2013

Blue Pill Envy

Inspired by Cypher in the Matrix. The notion that it may have been better had you never woken up to inner truths about the world and continued watching MTV, getting your nails done and working like a dog to provide money for world leaders to gamble with. It is envy of the brainwashed and uninformed lifestyle.

Andy is depressed and tired after researching the truth behind 9/11, big pharma and AGW theory. He wishes he was a regular guy who bangs chicks, works and pays taxes without asking questions like his friend Johnny. He has blue pill envy.

by Spea Kandest March 31, 2013