the warmest blue moon

Tina: )

the moon looks blue and warm like Tina, the warmest blue moon: )

by lin the dummy kid September 5, 2022

Blue Moon Phasing

When one switches between drinking Original Blue Moon and its Seasonal Option.

Nothing much, just sittin' here, blue moon phasing.

by Mr. Stalwig April 18, 2011

Blue Moon Gay

A straight guy who desires to have his cock sucked once in a blue moon. Comes from the cliché, "once in a blue moon," which means a very rare event.

Gay #1: So I blew this straight guy yesterday behind the bar
Gay #2: Are you sure he's straight?
Gay #1: Yes; he's married and have kids
Gay #2: Hmm ... must be a blue moon gay

by TheBEEB April 7, 2010

every blue moon

Something happening not very often; every once in a while; very rarely.

My teacher assigns homework every blue moon.

by Apples from alex December 17, 2020

Blue Moon Payday

When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.

Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.

by Nadonado April 12, 2021

Blue Moon Dust

"That powder, called Blue Moon Dust, is an extremely rare dust that can be gotten only from twin pixies that have been born at midnight during a blue moon."

Side affects include-
"It did not just change his appearance, it actually turned him back into his old self. He will remember nothing that happened to him after the age of 16. However, there is a downside to this Blue Moon Dust. It literally divides the evil from the good in a person. What we have here is the good half. His evil side is still out there, which is why we must go on with the plan."

it makes you lie, bleed out of your anus, have uncontrollable diareah, and call everyone who brings blue moon dust up 'jackie'. you will also have an uncontrollable urge to eat chneider dogs. and you have to be called a "mannibal cowflag"

"OH I GUESS YOU DIED FROM ANAL BLEEDING BECAUSE OF THE BLUE MOON DUST, DIDN'T YOU? I WARNED YOU ABOUT IT, BUTTT NOOOO! I GUESS YOU CAN JUST EAT SOME MORE CHNEIDER DOGS, MANNIBAL COWFLAG!!"

by Shirley <3 and Fins July 20, 2005

The Blue Moon Shave

When a man shaves his hairy ass for the viewing pleasure of his lady.

She was happy to see he had given himself the blue moon shave.

by The Blue Moon Man March 4, 2010