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Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.
"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014
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Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

BroStacho 

What you call your BRO who has a MUSTACHE.
🔥 What's up BROSTACHO
BroStacho by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.
I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!
brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008
The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.
Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!
Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy
Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?
Baldstache by Baldstache June 24, 2009

Blobstacle 

When a fat person gets in your way.
Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.
Blobstacle by Squirrel April 26, 2004