the sound made when slapping a female breast.
i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!
by CaireLushh January 30, 2011
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the feeling of being full, from eating too much, bloated and uncomfortable
After the enormous bowl of spaghetti I ate I felt so bloopy.
by Dennelle September 22, 2003
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While having sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, you lick your middle finger and bury into her ass
Watching her ass pound up against my cock I couldn't help but give a nice bloopy.
by sandman6373 August 28, 2007
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when you go to take a shit and for some odd reason, you throw up
ughhh i cant believe i bloopy'd.

what is that?

i went to poop and i threw up

maybe it was cuz of the smell

NO!!!! IT WAS A BLOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!
by taco smith March 24, 2010
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The splash in the toilet when the shit makes contact with the water.
I Think i just heard Brayden Boyle make a Bloopis
by Psychotic Steve12 July 2, 2018
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A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
by agsftw12 April 20, 2018
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The act of queefing menstrual blood into one man's mouth while pooping into another man's mouth
by XxrainbowXkissXx March 13, 2021
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