Top Definition
Misleading software benchmarks written by well-meaning but clueless technologists in an attempt to generate traffic to their otherwise uninteresting blog.
Blahger: What do you mean that software was slow and unreliable? I published benchmarks on my blog showing it was *way* faster than everything else.
Victim: Blogmarks more like
by Scaling King March 04, 2011

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