An expletive. It can be used in the place of "fuck", "damn", or "shit" when used in an exclamatory manner. Also, "Blevins" can be used in the phrase "FML" or "F my life", as "BML" or "Blevins my life", respectively.
Blevins my life.
A reference to a person's fat "rolls" typically but not limited to the abdominal area. Another common areas is under/around the chin.
Jared weighs 300 lbs. Look at all those blevins.
A totally badass kid who doesn't give a damn about anything, and will beat the shit out of anyone who gets in his way. Comes from Jimmy Blevins in McCarthy's "All The Pretty Horses".
Person One: Holy shit that black kid just got facebroken by John!
Me: Yeah, John is a fuckin' Blevins.
The act of shitting one-self while experiencing a blow job; can be from a man or woman.
Is usually done on a Friday or Saturday night after consuming ridiculous amounts of alcohol with 'the boys'.
Originated from latin, see; blumpkin. Other variations include crumpkin.
Bruzzie 1: Man what did u do Friday night?
Bruzzie 2: Man I got a Blevin
Bruzzie 1: ... You are god. *speechless*
Pronounced BUH-LEV-IN by southerners.
1: An easily entertained and comically inclined person with a remarkable ability to retain large quantities of trivial facts.
2: Someone with a tendency to lock themselves in their room to play nintendo games and order upwards of five pizzas for theirselves to eat in the dark alone.
3: Someone who calls people buddy with slightly too much enthusiasm.
4: Someone who thinks standing on an athletic field with water constitues being an athlete.
5: Someone who, after not showering for a few hours, begins to produce an awkward odor that often has the ability to fill a room with dimensions of up to 30ftx40ft.
#1: "He just went up to his mother with a pot on his head and told her he was a pothead."
#2: "What a Blevin."
Not only the most awesomest art teacher/softball coach without emotions in the world, but also a spectacular adjective, meaning:
4. Super awesome
Or any varients of the above.
The alternative to Blevins, is Not-Blevins.
Which is exactly what you think it is.
Greg had some very Blevins shoes.
Kelly's day was not-Blevins.
"Did you go to Gretchen's party? It was totally Blevins."