A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.
Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.
Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.
Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.
Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.
*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!
by beeurd December 17, 2005
Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"
by wilco fan December 19, 2003
by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010
by Puff420 January 14, 2008
An herbal blend consisting of Damiana, Skullcap, Wormwood, Wild Lettuce, Passion Flower and Valerian. When smoked it will produce an immediate, mellowing, effect. Smoking lots of it will get you a little high. Its what the kids will smoke when they're completely dry.
by jazzzix April 9, 2009
a smoking blend that taste like shit. It's practically herbal tea and honey, it burns real fast, don't buy this shit cause its a rip off, sure it gives you a mellow and calming buzz, but thats all this junk can deliver. Just stay with good ol' weed cause legal blends aint shit you dig.
Johnny bought a pack of algerian blend from a local vendor, when he smoked it he realized he wasted his money and tossed the shit in the street. Then he smoked a fat ass blunt.
by Blackskinnednegro June 15, 2010
Algerian Blend is an incense to smoke from herbalhighs.com. One package contains 6g and it looks and tastes like shit.
It isn't even worth to buy it for about $ 8, it doesn't knocks you off but it gives you teh smooth chilling mood. However, the whole bag looks like fucking tea and if you burn some stem pieces, you will taste burned wood. :/
Don't smoke it in joints, smoke 5 large bowls in a row. You will only feel llike you puffed 2 times on a weed joint. Not good.
...and i idiot bought 2 packs from that smartshop!
It isn't even worth to buy it for about $ 8, it doesn't knocks you off but it gives you teh smooth chilling mood. However, the whole bag looks like fucking tea and if you burn some stem pieces, you will taste burned wood. :/
Don't smoke it in joints, smoke 5 large bowls in a row. You will only feel llike you puffed 2 times on a weed joint. Not good.
...and i idiot bought 2 packs from that smartshop!
Smoker 1: Man, i bought that Algerian Blend yesterday and it tasted so crappy i just burned it in an incense burner.
Smoker 2: That's right bro, burn this shit.
Smoker 2: That's right bro, burn this shit.
by Tundraz May 10, 2009