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The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he's with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump! "Yo that bitch Susmita? Yeah I gave her a fucking Blastoise, blat blat blat!"
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One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK! mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...
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A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her. Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's Me and my friend blastoised each other
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An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell. That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.
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Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn Man1: Holy Fucking Christ!
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Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out. Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon! |
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When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time, Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere
I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise |
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