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a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster) c. A person who does not like to get out of bed A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children." Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster" B. Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter." Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster" C. Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed." Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'" Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands." |
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