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1.
An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go
Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester
by Oldmangaz October 03, 2007
 
2.
getting a blowjob while your dick is wrapped in bacon
bitch give me a blacon...now.
by shmoopsypoo November 24, 2010
 
3.
Blacon: Like Planking… but with bacon.
Steve: Hey, wanna go Planking today?
Mike: What? Planking is so over, dude. I'm all about Blacon now.
by JackintheBoxRestaurants November 22, 2011