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An adolescent white boy with short black hair, pregnant with eight ghetto black girls. Like octomom, but without sense.
There's this kid in my class...get this, he says he's a blacktomom. I believe him, man, he used to be skinny, but look at him now!
by SnivyVonDerpPhuckIII April 27, 2011