Black version of Chuck Norris. A fictional character portraited by Michael Jai White in the movie Black Dynamite.
Dude, Black Dynamite would so kick Chuck Norris' ass!
The baddest, smoothest cat to hit the silver screen, you jive muthafuckas!
After his brother is killed, Black Dynamite uncovers a plot that goes all the way up to the President to sell tainted malt liquor that shrinks brothers' dicks.
Co-written by star Michael Jai White.
Girl #1: My mommy says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
Girl #2: My mommy said the same thing.
Black Dynamite: Uhhh... Hush now, girls, lots of cats have that name.
To have sex with multiple girls at once.
Guy 1: DAMN I JUST PULLED A BLACK DYNAMITE
Guy 2: WOAH, HOW MANY?
Guy 1: 7