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A term attributed to girls who make you feel as though you should be wearing a mind condom. It is usually used after a girl has done something vile like had an affair, or it may be used after shes said something ignorant.
Friend: Dude what happened between you and Lisa?
You: Bitches so crusty.
by T.Tipsy January 10, 2012

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