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Bitch Lag 

The time span in a woman's cycle between the point where she is actually a bitch and the point she realizes that she is a bitch.
I'm currently in the dog house until Lleona realizes bitch lag has passed.
Bitch Lag by SkankyClam August 19, 2016

Fucking Bitch Lagger 

A term used to describe a person with such an immensely low internet connection that they are lowered to a level that of a female dog, using "fucking' for more emphasis on their lag.
Person 1:"Man this guy is keeping us from starting our game!"
Person 2:" I know right? He's such a Fucking Bitch Lagger!!!"
Person 3:"Lets just kick his ass out of our guild He's always doing this shit!"
Fucking Bitch Lagger by Klikster January 19, 2014

Laguna Beach Bitch 

A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach,
"That girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch"

or

"lbb" - used in internet slang

lagger-bitch 

When a person is always running late or always late.
Heaven Lara is a Lagger-bitch, but shes almost here.

Laguna Betch 

To describe a retard aka: Betch from Laguna beach aka: Bitch.
C: Stop teasing me!
K: Shut up, Laguna Betch....Go back to Laguna, Betch.
Laguna Betch by INCHOERENCHECE October 20, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026