The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."
by maninboulder April 14, 2010
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When an adult (usually male) attempts to return to the womb when life becomes too hard.
"He tried to climb through my vagina to get to live in my womb!! He's a grown man, he should know reverse birth is NOT on the cards!"
by manicbubble February 11, 2015
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Taking a Giant shit that is followed by a bloody discharge
I just gave ass birth to something that looked like Bill Cosby
by abe fromen April 21, 2011
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The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri March 25, 2018
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This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.
Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...
by thesmartkid420 May 10, 2021
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A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.
My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.
by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021
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A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.
by bambambeautyqueen July 16, 2014
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