A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
by A guy from brooklyn September 24, 2009
When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.
Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.
by Daddy Kisses February 1, 2017
when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.
"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"
by four on the floor September 21, 2011
by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017
Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.
by Bungo Baggins December 30, 2017
When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.
Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.
by Thrdbagger December 21, 2021
When you are in the shower with a girl and the guy stretches out his nut sack and fills it with water and then the girl drinks out of it.
I was in the shower with my girlfriend and the told me she was thirsty. So I had her bend down and I gave her a Dirty Bird Bath.
by NMBMKBKMBMGB July 24, 2009