Birch

The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.

" I'm here birch."

by Big Bird 3320 March 04, 2016

Birch

When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.

"imma go birch her."

by mc. grabby March 15, 2010

Birch

Dope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him.

Ben " Is that Birch over there?"
Mitch "I wish I could be as cool as Birch.

by Dope ass Dan July 12, 2016

Birch

A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.

You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull

by Dpeatice December 28, 2011

Birch

I type of wood that attracts the ladies.

I thought that my sex life was over. I made a non fire with Birch and BAM!! I can’t get the ladies off my dick.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

Birch

A broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size.
The crazy Russians turn birch into tar sometimes.
Birch wood is fucking great.

Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have!
Phil: No, you ignorant cunt, that is a birch!

by CompanionCubeLives November 28, 2012

Birch

the greatest game alive...played by the cool folks at birch stadium...when people use wood instead of a baseball bat and a tennis ball..does it get any better?

Yo lets go birch...and use some wood

by Neiliyo November 03, 2006