Keith: guys, lets trash our ex girlfriends. Its fun. So I had this girlfriend once who left me for my backstabbing ex friend.

Nick: I'm a big dumb jerk, and I don't know why she would do something like that

Jacob: Cause shes a chocolate eating Biotch Shedevil, thats why!

Keith: yeah you're right about the Biotch Shedevil comment, and yes, she is a little thick around the thighs