|1.||Bin laden soup|
Soup made from the body of Osama Bin Laden. It is a government secret that his body wasn't buried at sea but that president Obama had his body flown to the white house where he turned the body over to the white house chelfs who made soup out of it.
Obama there had a feast at the white house where he served his guest his Bin laden soup.
He also had the left overs flown to service men overseas so they could also partake of the feast.
How about another round of Bin laden soup.