The greatest spokesperson of all time. He has done infomercials for Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and most famously, OxiClean.
"With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls." - Billy Mays
by Slapson September 19, 2015
When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.
"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"
by K. Skellington November 22, 2020
1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.
1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.
by Richard Pancreas December 24, 2008
by mr.happy mcfaggy April 18, 2010
Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!
Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...
Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...
by jeantwohawks September 13, 2009
When a man shaves his pubic hair, then proceeds to ejaculate on a woman's face and throw his aforementioned pubic hair on her face leaving the appearance of Billy Mays. Similar to that of the werewolf.
by Duke0219 December 15, 2009
When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.
Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.
Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.
Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."
by thepoopster August 20, 2013