Bullcockery 

Suicide by chocking on a bull cock

Feeling his life had no purpose, he committed suicide by means of bullcockery.

Bullcockery by NotSeth666 September 27, 2017

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

Billcockolypse 

The theory that Microsoft’s Co-Founder, Bill Gates, added a secret ingredient to the COVID-19 vaccine to give the general public an overwhelming desire to perform fellatio on Mr. Gates upon the flick of a switch, which sends electrical signals via 5G cellphone towers to activate the reaction.

Ever since I got vaccinated I’ve been feeling a warm sensation when I get too close to cellphone towers… I wonder if this is a normal reaction to the vaccine, or if it is the start of the Billcockolypse.

Billcockolypse by ShaqtusCaqtus June 8, 2021

bullcocker 

A flatcocker (see 'flatcockers') who ALWAYS assumes (or wants to, anyway) the dominant position. And, unlike a flatcocker, who usually only uses the prehensile pubic and hip bones, the bullcocker sometimes enlists the help of instruments to further her mission and to better give satiation to the submissive femme that is the object of her affections.

"Did you see how that bullcocker worked over that submissive femme in the movie? I didn't know if that little lady would be able to handle that onslaught. That REALLY turned me on!" 'Bullcocker', as well as the word 'flatcockers' has been in use for many, many years here in the Southern United States.

bullcocker by Southern Man April 4, 2006

billycook

Someone who copies fake stories and passes them off as his/her own.

I received an email with an overly embellished story regarding a snake and a mouse and a hawk. It was written by billycook.

billycook by David Names June 17, 2008

billchole 

The fucked up bastard of a dirty slut and a flamer

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billchole by Cody May 8, 2003