In the tv-show Family Guy the baby Stewie sees a beatiful baby girl and says: " O wait wait bilf, total bilf" .
by Respecta January 17, 2011
Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.
Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.
Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf
You bilf nugget
you bilfing moron.
I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf
You bilf nugget
you bilfing moron.
I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
by esoterism October 28, 2009
Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!
by just another cracka July 9, 2003
"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo
by squishy-tishy January 17, 2011
Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.
Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"
by BassMZero January 17, 2011
by boytoylover June 11, 2003