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1.
Someone whom is always worried about the well being of their bike and constantly "feeling" failure in the finest of parts.. Most fixie hipsters will fall into this category.
Tony: "Alex, you've spent 6 hours trying to get your chain tension right."
Alex: "I know man, it must be off, my skids just don't feel quite right"
Tony: "You're such a Bikeochondriac."
by Eggbertwaxman November 06, 2010