When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.
by Arlin Mayer November 7, 2005
by JC From here July 16, 2006
a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested
Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk
Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk
Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .
by meggsizzle May 7, 2007
The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
by Jnumber1 July 5, 2011
by Dr. Chone May 11, 2005
Founded in the noughties by a group from Kempshott, Basingstoke, the idea of a naughty bike ride is to pedal around the surrounding villages around Basingstoke and every two or three miles, jump off the bike and do five minutes of intense workout. Apparently, after a couple of hours of this and you are truly shagged out.
by Tinker Wright July 22, 2010
Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
by Hairy ynnaf March 13, 2018