A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.
That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.
by bigchungus1212 May 7, 2022
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