a legendary being who, much like Superman, has super strength, speed, heat vision, sees through walls, can pave driveways in a single bound, and trap man or beast. One who stands in the way of Big Pat pays the ultimate price.
I was at the bar the other night and I saw like 20 guys jump Big Pat! None of them survived and he didn't even spill his drink!
Big Tough Guy: You better call your daddy or something because someone's gonna need to pick you up off the ground.
Keels: His dad's Big Pat.
Big Tough Guy: Oh shiiiiiiiit really?
Big Tough Guy: So yeah, here's $10...let's keep this between us.