When you're owning so hard at life, people just can't keep up with you. No one can process you with a normal brain and you don't expect them to. You're doing 7 gram rocks because that's how you roll. You've got magic and poetry in your fingertips most of the time (including during naps). You've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You've got fire-breathing fists and are ready, able and willing to prove it in the octagon. You're an F-18 and you will destroy anyone in the air and deploy your ordinance on the ground. You're tired of pretending you're not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars. Defeat is so completely not an option, it doesn't even exist.
Andrea Canning: "Some people are saying you're bi-polar."
Charlie Sheen: "I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning."
Charlie Sheen: "I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning."
by anthematic March 1, 2011
Origin: Charlie Sheen- A term created to contradict the accusations of having Bipolar Disorder, in which he described his condition as "winning here, and winning there."
This term may be used by sane, moral human individuals to describe, with much dismay, the undeserved success of someone who is clearly a bad person or completely insane that might find him/herself winning over masses of people or just receiving great general success in life despite these qualities. Generally stated as a joke, but with serious implications of misgiving of humanity.
This term may be used by sane, moral human individuals to describe, with much dismay, the undeserved success of someone who is clearly a bad person or completely insane that might find him/herself winning over masses of people or just receiving great general success in life despite these qualities. Generally stated as a joke, but with serious implications of misgiving of humanity.
--- Adolf Hitler was bi-winning for quite some time as he climbed the political ladder of Germany, and the world had no idea what was in store for them.
--- J., an American Idol contestant, has reached the top five. He has great support from the country and especially the relatively small city he comes from and as he tells the misfortunes of his life he gains more sympathy and support. Those who knew him personally from said town know that he as done many terrible things and has used the same methods to escape consequences of his actions by gaining sympathy. J. is bi-winning.
--- J., an American Idol contestant, has reached the top five. He has great support from the country and especially the relatively small city he comes from and as he tells the misfortunes of his life he gains more sympathy and support. Those who knew him personally from said town know that he as done many terrible things and has used the same methods to escape consequences of his actions by gaining sympathy. J. is bi-winning.
by Key Blackwood May 5, 2011
The opposite of being bipolar. To be at the top of the world when everyone else thinks you're just manic.
by arottingfetus March 16, 2011
Guy 1: Did you see Charlie Sheen on the news yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
by bayernfan March 13, 2011
by leelum March 15, 2011
Describes someone who has bi-winning disorder. The belief that you have an innate ability to win at everything you put your mind to, regardless of the actual reality of the situation.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
1. 'I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
by kibblesworth March 8, 2011
winning here, winning there, winning everywhere. absolute/epic winning. coined by Charlie Sheen in march 2011.
by HKpeterNec March 11, 2011