to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl
Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.
by hey9999 July 27, 2011
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A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.
Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.
by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019
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A wizard, a doctor of magic and horticulture. Someone with the name Bernard has taught several people many ways to grow, and helped them countless times, even when they don't deserve such graceful insight, comfort and security. But don't be veiled, for he can and will handle a hoe when necessary. It's his job as a professional green thumb to maintain growth of flowers (particularly hydrangeas and roses). Ungrateful ones won't be having fun long out by the shed....
1st person, "Have you seen that gardener at the mansion? His name is Bernard."

2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I
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A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.
OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!
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Italian name, usually used as a last name. Only awesome people are called bernardes. Every girl with this name is known to dance well and have a fine ass!!
Ohh damn, look at that girl's ass and how she moves, she's got to be a bernardes!
by wizard of words April 6, 2009
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A great guy that has a huge heart he will always be there and love you all the time!
Bernard is a great man
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Extremely fit, funny, loving personality, but still somehow manages not to pull hoes. CRAZY! I know right.
Bernard is handsome.
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