A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.
Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123
"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123
"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345
by Whale Rider August 27, 2008
1.Group of boys from berkeley california that brew their own beer and moonshine and pride themselves in making bad decisions. But thoroughly enjoy it.
2. When shortened to 'brew' it is concidered a fail.
2. When shortened to 'brew' it is concidered a fail.
1. the Berkeley Brew Boys went galavanting around berkeley again last night until 4 am. Being drunk off their asses on moonshine, blasting country music and stealing golf carts.
2. Person 1: Justin broke a fan and wrote 'spank paddle' on the fan blade.
Person 2: That is so Brew.
2. Person 1: Justin broke a fan and wrote 'spank paddle' on the fan blade.
Person 2: That is so Brew.
by Big Blue Euro Van January 10, 2010
Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning.
When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”
The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought
She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”
The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought
She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
Dude 1: What is a Berkeley Bed and Breakfast!?!?
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
by No name nixon March 2, 2019
Berkeley Carroll is an independent, college preparatory day school providing coeducational programs for children in prekindergarten through grade 12. Officially chartered by New York state in 1886, Berkeley Carroll is one of the oldest independent schools in New York City.
Located in one of the preeminent neighborhoods of New York, the Park Slope section of Brooklyn, Berkeley Carroll shares its neighborhood with writers, artists, film makers, lawyers, and doctors as well as with the rich cultural heritage provided by the neighboring Brooklyn Museum, Brooklyn Botanic Gardens, and Prospect Park. In many respects, Park Slope is as much a part of the Berkeley Carroll School as are its award-winning buildings and facilities.
Our buildings feature state-of-the-art libraries, laboratories, and studios. The school’s newly renovated Performance Space rivals that of many Broadway theaters and our 75-foot pool is located in the school’s beautifully appointed athletic center. The pool is one of only a handful in the New York city area.
A culturally diverse body of approximately 110 full time teachers comprise the Berkeley Carroll faculty, 80 percent of whom have master’s degrees or higher. The student/faculty ratio is 1:7. Throughout the school our exceptional teachers challenge, engage, and connect with our students while instilling and nurturing a passion for learning that lasts a lifetime.
Berkeley Carroll’s 800 students come from all over Brooklyn, the five boroughs of New York City, and Long Island.
Located in one of the preeminent neighborhoods of New York, the Park Slope section of Brooklyn, Berkeley Carroll shares its neighborhood with writers, artists, film makers, lawyers, and doctors as well as with the rich cultural heritage provided by the neighboring Brooklyn Museum, Brooklyn Botanic Gardens, and Prospect Park. In many respects, Park Slope is as much a part of the Berkeley Carroll School as are its award-winning buildings and facilities.
Our buildings feature state-of-the-art libraries, laboratories, and studios. The school’s newly renovated Performance Space rivals that of many Broadway theaters and our 75-foot pool is located in the school’s beautifully appointed athletic center. The pool is one of only a handful in the New York city area.
A culturally diverse body of approximately 110 full time teachers comprise the Berkeley Carroll faculty, 80 percent of whom have master’s degrees or higher. The student/faculty ratio is 1:7. Throughout the school our exceptional teachers challenge, engage, and connect with our students while instilling and nurturing a passion for learning that lasts a lifetime.
Berkeley Carroll’s 800 students come from all over Brooklyn, the five boroughs of New York City, and Long Island.
by Berkeley Carroll Enthusiast December 20, 2007
Where everyone wears vineyard vines and Tory burch and everyone is annoyingly preppy. Basically all white girls obsessed with Starbucks and shopping and boys who think they are hilarious when they are actually stupid
by _____unknown May 22, 2014
Part of the classic iconic ad campaign from 1970 featuring the voice of Mel Blanc (bugs bunny) used to promote berkeley farms dairy products
This slogan can be used to convey positivity to give an "atta boy!"the equivalent of the oldskool "you go girl!"
This slogan can be used to convey positivity to give an "atta boy!"the equivalent of the oldskool "you go girl!"
I aced my chemistry final. Now I just have to do labs this summer and I'm done!
Person b:
Farms? In berkeley? ....mooooo!
Person b:
Farms? In berkeley? ....mooooo!
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
you are a Berkeley High School
by MatthewBow January 11, 2018