Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.
(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)
Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!
Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.
Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...
Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!
Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...
Friend: Looks like you're sporting the Berkeley goggles now. You've been in the Berkeley bubble too long. At least your option has a good personality.