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19.
VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,
Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.
by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009
 
1.
the act of being sexy
or irrasistable to the oppisite sex
You are so benson,
you are looking so benson today,
Im benson to all the girls
by jbenson August 02, 2006
 
2.
The world's BIGGEST HARDASS. No other person even comes close. A benson can look at bear, and have it digested in 15 seconds. BADASS.

The only condoms Chuck Norris trusts not to break is a BENSON CONDOM.

Enjoys strip clubs and boobs.
That guy is such a stud.

Whats his name again?

Benson.

Ahh.
by Joe12312321 March 14, 2011
 
3.
Sexiest Man Alive. Digging In Yo Fridge Baby.
Dayummmm Benson be so fineeeeeeeeeeee.
by He Be So Fine. December 06, 2010
 
4.
A cigarette; usually a Benson & Hedges brand cigarette.
Here Mikey. Pass us over me pint and a Benson, will ya?
by VundarVall January 09, 2009
 
5.
Another word for spliff, used in Britain
Ed Sheeran: 'Sitting in my bedroom, lighting up a Benson.'
by Le Cptn September 13, 2011
 
6.
Ganja Joint
pass the benson
by greenguy234345 June 23, 2011
 
7.
The act of performing no work, or a little amount of work so horribly that to not be asked to perform a task again out of fear of the poor quality of work.
I gave Kyle a job to do that he didn't want to do, so he bensoned the whole thing and now I have to find someone more qualified to do it.
by robbmanes July 08, 2014