It is a rare breed of bear native to Southern California. Near extinction, there is only one Benny Boo Bear living in captivity. Currently it is being held at the Chez Ronee. Boo Bears are noted for their strict diets of cottage cheese, soy milk, and organic butter. Boo Bears are on the verge of extinction due to their affinity for self mutilation and their latent suicidal tendencies.
by ryguy87c February 16, 2009