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4.
A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"
by OB July 27, 2005
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a term describing a compassionate, loving, yet silly person who keeps hearts under lock and key, forever under their watch
Ryan: I'm never letting you go, love.
Elaine: You're such a bender!
by greekprincess95 January 16, 2013
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30.
What a male does when he would like to have intercourse with a female.
"I'm going to bend-er over and stick my penis in her butt."
by Topsy Cretz January 13, 2009
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31.
one who bends ankles during the 2 laps
pitts is such a bender
by I GOT WORMS™ January 13, 2008
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A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle
Wayne Gretzky makes Sydney Crosby look like a bender.
by hankg December 12, 2007
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UK: Slang for homosexual. See also 'bummer'
"get off me, you bender"
by Mr Laurel May 26, 2005
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34.
Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.
Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD
by BenderBoy August 17, 2011
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A British terminology, meaning a homosexual or gay person.
I swear that Clay Aiken is an absolute bender.
by Luna23 July 30, 2009
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