Ben Gu

An urban legend, originating from Toronto, and discovered in New Haven, CT. Appears only at night, he is known for walking around Yale's old campus during the Explo program and sniffing hands, "stopping the kissers in the moonlight", talking hockey, and searching for a man named John Smith, presumed to be a lost lover. He is asian, and fluent in 14 Middle Eastern languages. Claims to live with Sidney Crosby, Roberto Luongo, and Wayne Gretzky. Enjoys cranberry juice and upon arriving at Yale, believed that it was Spain. Changes clothes every 8-10 days, and also is known for groping men. Is believed to be between 70 and 90 pounds and is approximately 4'9". Gu claims to be 16 years old, and can be seen during program hours exploring New Haven unaccompanied or walking with his assistant, Patrice. Is always listening to an iPod, containing a cycle of between 5 and 8 songs that repeats throughout the day. Almost always gives answers to questions that are extremely demented and off-topic. Also enjoys green tea.

Cramer: "Ben Gu, what do you think about the debt situation?"
Ben Gu: "The woman on the starbucks container looks like the statue of liberty!"

Ben Gu by AngeliceSpencer September 1, 2011

Ben Gustavsen 

A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.

"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."

Ben Gustavsen by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011

ben x guto 

the most bestest relationship ever. discord lovers at their maximum furry.

guto: ooohh, daddy ben you're soooo bigggg!!!!
ben: I know my little discord kitten "purrs"
fangirls: ben x guto forever

ben x guto by lolsiesandgiggles December 31, 2022

ben shapiro guy from fairly odd parents 

The Ben Shapiro guy from fairly odd parents is the pixie Sanderson from fairly odd parents and he looks like Ben Shapiro

Omg it's Ben Shapiro guy from fairly odd parents
Omg Ben Shapiro man from the animated show fairly odd parents

ben shapiro guy from fairly odd parents by Ben Shapiro real no cap September 27, 2021

Big guns Ben 

A boy called Ben with extremely gigantic muscles with a massive cock saggy bollox that sway in the wind. You may feel intimidated by his masculine looks but don’t be fooled by his mahoosive forehead that will knock you into next Tuesday. If you are in a dark ally way and you approach him from the opposite direction then “fam run!!”

Wow here he comes the big guns Ben

Big guns Ben by Jay reidanator November 21, 2019

Bengus 

Generic insult, open for interpretation.

“You absolute bengus”

Bengus by Chtenopteryx July 7, 2023

Polar Benguin 

A hyrbid cross between a penguin and a polar bear. It has the head of a polar bear, body of a penguin and the attitude of a polar benguin. It is a generally friendly creature, but in circumstances of extreme hunger it may attempt to eat its own flipper in a perverse demonstration of its inherent identity crisis. The polar benguin resides wherever your imagination dictates.

On our arctic journey we found that the polar benguins were going extinct. Save the polar benguins!

Polar Benguin by Patrick Hernandez September 3, 2009