When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.
Lots of love, carlos and clark xo
" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "
" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "