Belt

Definition 1:

A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.

Definition 2:

Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.

Definition 1:

Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea

Definition 2:

Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get

*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*

by thebigpenis42069 February 5, 2017

Belt

a cold beer, either a can or bottle

Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.

by Squirrel April 29, 2003

Belt

Belt is smth a mom or dad would use to punish their child

Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...

by Ur FBI April 5, 2023

The Belt

"The Belt" is something you get after a sexual act is committed it is often decided amongst friends first, be it a threesome, analsex or a donkeypunch

Guy1: So, The Belt, I'm going for it.

Guy2: YOU ARE!?

Guy1: Yeah, I'm totally going to have a threesome!

by Gojirae December 29, 2010

belt

a weapon used by a dad to get their point clear

no dad, please not the belt!

by og the bog August 13, 2019

Belting

v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.

Harry tried belting himself yesterday.
I'm going to belt myself.

by Stauf March 9, 2005

belt

A term used to describe past sexual experiences with members of different ethnic backgrounds. Different color belts are used to suggest sexual encounters with people of a particular race. However, unlike martial arts, all colors are equal in ranking and points. Let the games begin!

Having or getting your yellow belt would imply that you have, or you are about to sleep with an Asian person
(Black belt-Black people, White belt-Caucasians, Brown belt-Brown people, Blue belt-smurfs...Whatever makes you happy)

Friend#1: "Have you gotten your brown belt yet?"
Friend#2: " No, but im going on a date with this East Indian chick tomrrow and I might get lucky!"

by Poet-Tree April 7, 2009