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1.
The sputtering, semi-solid shits you take the next day after a long night of drinking beer.
Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER
by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009