what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 December 11, 2003
every night in college
damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??
by headycheese February 15, 2006
the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.
a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk
by Jefe April 27, 2005
A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.
Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)
4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.
by brother_number_one July 27, 2003
My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water
by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 15, 2010
An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians
S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.
by Christophercolumbus February 01, 2006
A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.
Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?

Man: Why yes, yes I do!
by bdawg25 November 04, 2010

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