Beer Pool

A beer pool is a pool filled with beer that is great for parties because usually anyone who goes into the pool becomes drunk and no one even cares that the pool is full of everyone's filth because it is a fucking amazing party with this beer pool

Peter's party is going to have a beer pool which means plenty of beer drenched titties

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

'Second Beer Pool Master' Theory

Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.

Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.

The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:

where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}

Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.

Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"

by Haydius April 8, 2017