Beeftard

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.

That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008

Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.

The incredible hulk is a beeftard.

by the duv November 24, 2007

Beeftard

A poop that is very large that it is not excreted but is birthed. Usually happens after consuming large amounts of Beef and beer.

I just gave birth to a "Beeftard" after all the beer and burgers last night.

by Large dump September 20, 2009