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1.
Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ
can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)

2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?

3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven