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Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio. During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen. This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch. Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio. Jody: You guys are really in love, huh? Sarah: We are. |
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